*shriek

and shriek, i didn't. strangled, choked cries, i did though. with much practice.

totally befuddled as to why they are where they are. what with me living on the topmost storey, u'd figure that cockroaches wud make their unwelcome appearances few and far between wudn't u?

but no, them blasted critters just keep appearin in the most unprepared circumstances.

try lying back on ur bed, ruffling ur blanket, when suddenly one of the black winged shits crawl out between the folds almost nonchalantly? gosh, shriek i did sial.

or just when ur in the toilet goin about ur own business when again, one of them, and it alwas has to be those biggies, those of the flyin variety, skitters across the wall. also a mega decibel inducing scenario.

luckily there's always the trusty roach slayer, the arch nemesis of all six legged, big winged, roaches, ever ready in my home. my ma. always rushin to the rescue, tissue in hand, on full standby mode. sometimes, no tissue, foot also can. superpowered roach slayer.