19 April

they say romance was invented by the poor. and then they happen to mention that doin anything, by the light of a waxed wick, was also highly romantic, and thus, desirable. and a sure bet to make the ladies swoon and go soft in the legs.

i am perennially penniless, cant remember the last time i had more than a few bills on myself.
just a few days ago, i had my shower by the light of a big red candle.

by elimination, does that make me a wonderfully romantic dreamboat?

pretty glad i showered after midnight, would be pretty worried myself if i saw something in the mirror at the stroke of midnight.

if shaving a red apple would grant u visions of ur future suitor, would showering divulge glimpses of the next american idol?