Tuesday, May 31, 2005

marie france bodyline

there are people out there who are like walking chopsticks, who wail and complain and beat their bony fists on the table that they can never seem to put on weight. however hard they might try, all attempts prove futile.

and then there are people who just like to eat, who are slightly conscious abt their weight, but still end up stuffing themselves. people who wail and complain while clearing everything off the table while others are banging their fists.

to those who fall in group A, here's a diet plan. have 4 slices of pizza and half a loaf of garlic bread at midnight. wash it all down with 350ml of chocolate milk, so u can sleep easier. the next day, have junk food for dinner, den enjoy a sundae at any ice-cream joint. just remember not to order those that have cherries in them, cos they just taste like preserved plums gone bad.

group B personnel : suck it up and ignore all thoughts of makan. serving less duties would be a pretty fine idea as well.

tay removed the operator logo for me awhile back too. woot now i can admire the wallpaper in all its beauty.

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