i want i want

cross my big black heart and hope to die, i swear the person who invented the term retail therapy must have been looking for an excuse to buy stuff.

if there's a seminar on being impure, count me in.
if there's a lecture on being worldly and streetwise, hook me up.
if there's a tutorial on being complex, rope me in.
if there's a class on playing like MJ, well, i want dibs in it too.

anything, mate, anythin.