dum dum di dum

dum da dum da dum...

(funeral march?)

this tune, or rather, sequence of notes wud always play whenever bugs bunny was being forced to walk the plank by elmo fudd, or risk having his wabitty fwace covered by a layer of soot. loath to call it a tune, cos to me, a tune is a tune is a tune. somethin pleasant, like the light airy jingles of wind chimes, or the sizzle of sunny-side-up/hor bao eggs on a oily frying pan. most def not dum dum di dum.

however, that was exactly wat was playing in my mind player earlier today. i'd just finished a tiresome job, and i was happily stuffing myself with 2 servings of tao suan, when lunch was barely 2 hours ago. lualua had to stand by our table with this cocky smirk. or was i the only 1 who perceived it to be a smirk? lol anw, the 1st thing he said was

"eh wo 63 kg nia lor"

jaw dropping news, for sure. im officially the fattest, heaviest technician in my batch, as of 23rd April, 2005, 3.50pm.

accompanied ed for a spot of shopping for his course on sunday after hoops. OCS sial! now he's gonna be an officer!

he had to get some new black dress shoes, belt, toiletries etc... so worm and me and ed met up at junction 8. was absolutely appalled by the crew at Bata. we wanted a sz 9.5, but the bumbling fool had to bring a pair of 6.5. if it was a mix-up between 6 and 9, it'd be alright, but there's a .5 beside right? but that wasn't the point; in fact it was kinda funny. this fella actually gave us the evil eye when we wanted to try on the proper size. its your screw-up and u gave us the evil eye? left the place. hmm... i dun recall me doing that when i was peddling shoes at world of sports.

had quite a bit of fun shopping at the supermart for his toiletries. comparing prices, products like ah sohs. or maybe i was the only 1 doing that. reading the descriptions on the backs. gosh, they all praise their wares to the high heavens but one does wonder if it really walks the talk.

"eh ze ge more wu hua! bigger!"

yup, im a cheapskate.