Left, 2, 3, 4 Right 2, 3, 4

another serving of guard duty. same old, same old. if my squinty 500 degree eyes serve me well enough, im due for duty on wed and fri too. in the words of choy in his super deep baritone voice, "siimmplyy amaazing..."

finaly finished a book, some tale of some FBI nonsense. i dun even remember the title now, tho its in no part at all the author's fault. more to do with my grey matter, which is only good for reminding me when my stomach's 3/4 empty. prolly oso cos i dun dig these complicated intellectual warfare stuff. good thing abt it was i always managed to fall asleep before i've flipped 10 pages.

the people in the library are marvellous. "siimmplyy amaazing..." they can rotate their eyes till they are perpendicular to the floor. either that, or they can read book titles which are angled 90 degrees. either way, im the only one who has to tilt his neck, shortly followed by the body. prolly look like im warming up for a jog.

this eyeball rotating is definitely a skill i must master, so i can fold my arms coolly in future. that, and avoiding flying elbows.