splat

some people have all the luck.
i, for one tho, happen to have none of it.
or maybe its so miniscule a serving that's not even a teaspoon's worth.

spent the weekend with roly poly sherwyn. him with the faux rolling qiao se ang moh slang that's finally starting to sound local once more. got myself a nice new tee, which actually bears a striking resemblance to pajamas, in his opinion. oh well, it looks neat to me. wouldn't have got it otherwise, wud i? so now i've got school shoes to go along with pajamas. sleepover anyone?

walkin along the mrt platform, waiting for the train, a passing glance at the doors made me notice a white spot on my shoulder. a closer inspection, and what have i got? a 20 cent sized dollop of bird shit.

lovely.

my very exclusive, very stylo tee, kenna bombed. alright, maybe it wasn't that exclusive, or that stylo, but then again, no tee deserves to be decorated with a blob of green-white gooey gunk right? the black tee also provided a very nice contrast with the white of the shit.

piang, how in the world can some1 get bombed in a shoppin district, of all places?

of course, that wasn't the end of my woes. thinkin the offending material was all dried up, i tried to flick it away with my fingers. and of course, with the less-than-a-teaspoon worth of luck that i possess, the shit was only half dried. shit on tee, and shit on fingers.

didn't have any tissue with me, so i tried to clean myself as best as i could with some wrappers in my pocket. and after i was done, realised that there were no dustbins in sight. reckon that no1 would willingly put shitty scraps of paper in his pockets, but then, with no recourse in sight, wat was 1 to do?

i normally buy a bottled drink on the train ride home, as its a rather long journey, wat with my home being located at the extreme end of singapore. with no places to dispose of the shit, i emptied the entire bottle, so i cud throw the scraps inside. consequently, the journey home was a bladder-filled 1.

prolonged exposure to bird gunk is supposed to cause some illness up there, isn't it?
so if i happen to spew a bit more gibberish nonsense than usual these days, pls pardon me.