meat or poison?

where oh where can the subaru be?
guard off took u away frm me
u've gone home 1st so i've gotta crawl up
so im all tired when i reach the base

the sweat i produce whenever i walk up the dastardly hill is beyond belief.
"Siimplyyy amaaziing..."
at the end of the trek there's probably a river of sweat startin from the apex snaking all the way down to the foot of Mt Toranto.

disgusting, for sure.
but im not known to be the coolest of dudes.
dud, more likely.

just the other night, we were all gathered in the crew room, waiting for the whirligigs to land, and there was this chinese variety program playin on the idiot box. i commented that the hostess, this one michelle chong, was absolutely cute. rather loudly i might add.

"sure bo?!"
"eh u ki siao ah?"
"u baht jiu ta stamp ah?"

my animated but feeble defence provided a nanosecond of resistance against the army of naysayers.

case-study #2: my red gregory pouch. regarded with disdain and green faces wherever it goes. it has the special medusa effect of makin any1 who casts so much a stray solitary glance at it to go eww... however, as a direct result of my strong defence, it is now known as the 'prettiest red pouch' in all of sembawang airbase.

case-study #3: this pair of shoes that goes by the rather weird moniker of the curry dunk. not a single one in my workplace finds it appealing. most find it gross.

maybe i'll post some pics, just to see what others think. wat readers there might be here. i sometimes wonder who reads all this bull?

maybe i've got bad taste. just as well i guess. hopefully all the stuff i like will be left untouched so i can get them when they are 50% off.

but michelle chong is still cute! no buts abt it!