27 Dec

swirly swirly poo
whirly whirly goo
wat a boo boo
go shoo shoo

post xmas, the next thing coming up wud be the post xmas sales. all the throngs mooshing and oozing out of each others' pores, some with jubilant glints of triumph in their eyes having picked up the best bargain, others with sighs of defeat after findin that the days of feastin have rendered them unable to squeeze into the last item of clothin, and all with harried looks on their faces.

it seems like just abt everyone has drawn up his or her own xmas wishlist. it might be a tad late now, but let me hop on ya. hardly have any ideas wat, but anyhow, here goes:

1. a pair of hoops shoes, just screwed mine up this morning.
2. a music player to tune out the nonsense.
3. most of all, another shot.

oh well. merry xmas ppl!

23 Dec

last day of the year for me, and while i'd envisioned a certain clueless, fibbing fat bum besides himself with joy, it just doesn't seem to be the case right about now. got arm-wringed into some sentosa excursion thing for good measure.

hmm... i'd got meself quite abit of stuff over the past month or so i think. well, abit overkill for my cheapo standards alr at the very least. so i got some htms. so i got myself some reverse ultramans. stans. so there's some atmos airmaxes on the way. so...? ha, it just goes to show that retail therapy is just plain old bollocks.

either u have it, or you dun. but then again, no biggie either way.

worm turned 22 ytd! must have been a rather good one for him. got his mates to celebrate for him, got his abs, got his $400 ippt, and to top it off, got madcap xinni to re-celebrate with him all over again!

Kobe scored 62 whopping points. mighty impressive. even more so, when u learn that he did it in just 3 quarters. the things he does is just plain breath-takingly unbelievable.

19 Dec

watched some soccer over the weekend. so manu won, whackin 4 past wigan, and 2 against villa. so? im a manu fan, but still... so? beatin teams like that is pointless when u cant even progress beyond the group stages.

i so want to grow a neat little patch of stubble, but all my barren chin can muster are a few straggly hairs. kept long enough, they impart one the look of a lao tee ko.

i need to get somethin frm the library soon, just got done with another book. been readin one thing or another during lunch since last week. i tell the rest that i wanna finish them books up, which is true, albeit only a half-truth. decent company and all, but just dun feel much like it i guess. couldn't be arsed.

not much chance to do tt now too, things are pickin up ever so slightly.

see debs, im fibbing professionally alr. another month and i'll be razing and sacking villages.

smiley ho

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teh turned 25 ytd. he's a lao kok kok ancient, that teh. he won't have any of it tho. any of my digs abt his ancientness.

cake was smashing, chocolate sponge, choco cream, choco nut paste thingy, chocs on tops... u name it, they choco-ed it. pity i ate just abt non-stop earlier on in the day.

went off for a little trot around the same field/carpark when i got home. din manage to put away the nonsense still. it seems like huffing around in beatup runners does wonders for alot of people. some get to turn off their gray matter, some derive a natural high (i bet they just overdid it), and yet some others manage to conjure up an entire report.

all i did was remind myself i got old legs, and no wind. besides getting pissed with random bunches of ppl takin up the entire walkway and thinkin they own it. banglas one day, indians another, and young sam sengs in between. cant they just make some room for a cranky weezer?

Ma Ya Hee ~~ Ma Ya Hoo!
smile yea Hee ~~ smile yea Hoohoo!

8 Dec

ten green bottles, hanging on the wall
ten green bottles, hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
there'll be nine green bottles hangin on the wall

wat next, after all ten bottles have met their maker?

smile, mate, smile!

6 Dec

i absolutely feel for the first fella in known history who got his foot stamped on by a stilettoed female. i had a boot and i couldn't take it alr, what more a stiletto?

i huffed, and i puffed, but despite my efforts, it came to a near nought result. for all the stuff i can conjure and work up in half a court, i fail to reproduce something that bears even a 20% resemblance, much less replicate,in the open court.

i read somewhere that one out of the myriad withdrawal symptoms of a heroin druggie is endless bouts of diarrhea. another reason not to do drugs people. went to the toilets so many times ytd that i lost count.

seems like there's been quite abit of talk on heroin these days. heroin trafficking, that is. now, dun go abt askin me for my 2 cents worth on it man, cos i dun have an opinion. cant realy trust an airhead to come up with some long structured intellectual response now, can you?

dun figure all the letters and what have you will have any effect at all. i mean, if something out of the ordinary, out of the norm did transpire as a result of all these, can u even imagine all the sob stories that'll come? im pretty sure there's a whole shitload more of such sad stuff out there. he could have chose to do it somewhere else i suppose, or maybe something else.

off to look for some food!

01 Dec

its Dec alr!
time for some xmas cheer?
no idea really,
still a whirlygig

c'mon, clear up clear up alr.

this is prolly the only time i had abit more dough to spare for xmas. haven't been tt way for the longest time i can remember.

both pork and teh havent been very responsive to calls or sms lately, wonder how they're doin.
im also not exactly sure how im doing either.

said some stuff i'd never said before, and i gather i made a hash of it, botched up affair.

lost my composure on the court too, and likewise, i cant remember the last time it happened. i'd thought myself above that already. guess i've got more to learn.